Chris: Do you work at UPS?
Kathleen: Ummm, no.
Chris: Oh sorry, I could have sworn you were checking out my package.
Okay, this isn’t how we started talking, but I do love that joke (packaging jokes never get old). Here’s how it really went down.
Kathleen: So where do you work?
Chris: Oh, a small town you've probably never heard of.
Kathleen: Oh really? Try me...
Chris: San Leandro?
Kathleen: Of course I know it! I grew up there!